Interestingly (or weirdly!) I came across this joke today:
10 Reasons Why Nurses Make Such Perfect Partners:
1) They can help you get over a hangover or sickness
3) The uniform
4) They are exposed to so many xrays, its like a form of birth control
5) You will never need to buy condoms, paracetamol, toothbrushes or any hospital supplies
6) They know how to handle bodily fluids!
7) Nothing shocks a nurse, they have always seen smaller or indeed bigger!
8) They wont be disgusted by your toilet habits
9) They are experienced in manual evacuation when your full of crap
10) They know how to handle the human body
And my rebuttal to those would be...
10 Reasons Why Nurses Should Freak Any Single Bloke Out:
1) They know the male body a little too well - anybody spell manipulation?
2) Two words: truth serum - need I say anymore guys??
3) They have a habit of bringing their work home with them - I really don't want AIDS
4) They know 1,642,352 different ways to die
5) They know tranquilisers
6) They can handle and use a syringe
7) They know how to remove and replace certain body parts, if not, they know of somebody who can!
8) They glow in the dark due to x-ray exposure
9) Their lips have been on semi-dead people (CPR)
10) They know how much you're worth, and it has nothing to do with your possessions - just think organs and black market!
See, this is why guys need to be careful around nurses. And whatever you do guys, don't EVER divorce them should you marry one - they wont just take half of the estate they'll take half of you too (read point 10 again)!
Oh, and I thought this joke was pretty funny too...
Did you hear about the nurse who died and went straight to hell??
It took her two weeks to realize she wasn't at work!