SETTING: Coles supermarket, standing in the express lane... which makes me wonder whether it really is express considering the line is out the door! After waiting in line for about 10 minutes I'm finally next...
TWO CHICS approach.
CHIC #1: Can I just get through.
ME: [steps back slowly to allow chics to pass through] I'll have to inspect your bags to make sure you're not stealing stuff.
Both chics pass by and smile as they pass deliberately avoiding eye contact.
ME: [noticing that they aren't stopping] Okay strip search then!
Both chics laugh as they exit store.
Yeah I know their game... thieves.
I think I missed my calling as a security guard.
I Knew What I Meant!
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