Ladies, please spare a moment for us poor blokes.
Consider the following...
1. Breast enlargements
2. Hair dyes
4. Spray-on tans
Shrek once said that ogres are like onions. I'd like too that women are like onions too... there's so many layers you just don't know what's underneath!
Upon complaining about this last time, one woman once replied tongue-in-cheek with...
It's hard work keeping the natural look.
Yeah, but spray-on tans??
5 hours ago