I'd like to thank you for the gifts you brought on Christmas day, however, I think there may have been a slight mix-up with my order.
Please note that I am extremely thankful for the classy watch you gave. I had no idea that you would provide me with something that I *really* needed, I just hope this new watch doesn't follow the path of its predecessors by sprouting legs and going on walkabouts.
I'm sure this one wont.
But, moving on to more pressing issues... what happened to Kate Beckinsale?
I received the Underworld DVD that stars Kate Beckinsale (in leather too!), but this was not what was requested...
I want the real thing!
And as for the cook, why did you give me a copy of Jamie Oliver's latest cookbook? What am I going to do with it? Roast it??
I suppose it wasn't all *that* bad, although you do have me wondering whether you dropped the right package at the right place, considering someone ELSE won the $30-odd million dollar jackpot.
I had fun, and the weather was fantastic without being too hot. So, apart from slight mishaps on your end, I'm prepared to meet the new year and will look to be an even gooder boy for next year.
Just don't forget where I live next time.
Your good little Aussie vegemite,
PS - you forgot to eat your apple... this has me concerned about your weight.
I think I'm searching for something, or maybe that something is searching for me!? Either way we haven't found each other yet, but if you happen to find it please bubble-wrap it, put it in a box and send it to me.